List of Frank Bruno House staff and residents

Frank Bruno House is the care home in the Flowers Exclusion Zone.

Staff

 * Mrs. Cynthia Hedge

Mrs. Cynthia Hedge is the ridiculously over-protective manager of Frank Bruno House. Her first words are 'We're short of staff today. Three of the Somalis haven't turned up for work.' This implies she employs illegal immigrants, or she is a racist. Mrs. Hedge is not often to be seen in contact with the residents of Frank Bruno House; in fact, she seems to avoid helping with them altogether. Her husband is never mentioned, implying tha she is divorced.


 * Chantelle Toby

Main Article: Chantelle Toby


 * Doctor Goodman

Doctor Goodman is the former doctor of Frank Bruno House. He was struck off for gross incompetence; he now resides in the doorstep of Grice's Off-License with a large bottle of Burgundy's.

Residents

 * Prince Philip

Main Article: Prince Philip


 * Harold Bunion

Harold Bunion is the cantankerous, wheelchair-bound communist roommate of Prince Philip, who thinks that National Service should be brought back into action. He says the 1950s was Britain's best hour; the summers were hot, the winters were cold, children got free milk and orange juice and there was plenty of work for everybody. Bunion is dressed constantly in a thick coat, saying his room is 'as cold as an Eskimo's dick'. He is reprimanded by Chantelle Toby, as he is supposed to say Inuit person instead of Eskimo. Bunion was at the time listening to the autobiography of Stalin - he actually wanted the biography of Marx. Apparently, the librarian said that they were both commies and he'd be happy either way. In later appearances, Bunion is seen trying to persuade Philip to sit up and eat food. He sits in his wheelchair leaning as far forward as possible with a spoon of food. He enjoys the Queen's visits, as it relieves him of some duties.


 * Edna Hart

Edna Hart is an old lady living in a room down the corridor form that of Prince Philip and Harold Bunion. She is first heard shouting out for help, after she falls out of bed. Bunion hears her cries, and say that if his wheelchair could fit through the door he would go and help her himself.